Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.