Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?

Purrrgatory.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .