What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

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Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.