Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.