He resisted a rest.
He got a battery charge.
Because he who did the rhyme did the crime
Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
For resisting a rest.