Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.