What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

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Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!