Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!
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Once they're blown, they're useless.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
They blow when they get turned on.
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.
Because the ref was blowing a foul.
You switch sides at half time.
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
A Baboom!
With a fuse-illi.
He was looking for pooh.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Hangovers go away!
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.
A 1st grader was resisting a rest.
