Fuse Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

iFap

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.