When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.