When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.