What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."

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Gallon Jokes More Gallon Jokes

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

Homo Jokes More Homo Jokes

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.