What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

liars

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.