What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.