What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

Gallon Jokes More Gallon Jokes

What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.