What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Gallon Jokes More Gallon Jokes

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.