What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.