What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.