What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

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What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.