What's the fastest bird in the world?

The Somali chicken!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

What is the bigest pencil in the world?

A. Pennsylvania

Somali Jokes More Somali Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"