Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Gun Control Jokes More Gun Control Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers