What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS?

Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

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What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.