What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?

Their Pimp

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.