What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.