What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

Previous Random Joke Next

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

Gluten Tag Jokes More Gluten Tag Jokes

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

Kaiser Jokes More Kaiser Jokes

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.