How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

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How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot