Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does a solar system have a party?

How does a solar system have a party? They planet

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

Dumb Jokes More Dumb Jokes

Where do dumb aliens go?

Area 52

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."