Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

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How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Where do dumb aliens go?

Area 52