What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.