What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

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A reich cake

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Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

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When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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Bidet, mate.

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What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.