What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper