Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

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Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.