What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework?

He was on crystal math.

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance