What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.