What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

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Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out