Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

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What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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What does a dyslexic zombie say?

Brian's ... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.