What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke