What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

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What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?

You're a prime mate!