Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke
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Prime mates
You're a prime mate!
His prime-mate!
Because he had my grains
A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.
Boko Harambe
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Because they cantaloupe...
He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.
She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "
Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!
The first one written
Nothing. We're on reddit
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme
