Prime Mate Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?

You're a prime mate!

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism