Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke
They don't want to get their hands dirty.
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
Because no one man should have all that flour.
the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3
Because she married Mr. Softy!
Both are yelling at the same kid.
One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.
I've banana roll lately.
Prime mates
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
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