Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

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