What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

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What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.