Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

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Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.