Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.