Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

How did one Brain apologise to the other?

I'm cerebro

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Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.