How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.