How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why was the scalar depressed?

Because he had no direction.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions