What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last?

A louger.

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How much of northern Canada is habitable?

none of it.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.