What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

How much of northern Canada is habitable?

none of it.

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping