What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.