What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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Who here likes Olympic Frisbees?

Discus.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !