What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.