What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

Previous Random Joke Next

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!