What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

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What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!