Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
A dead baby can feed a family of four
What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
roll playing im sry
Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
