Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

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How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.