What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.