What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"