Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

How hot was that oven?

That they baked you in Because you're hotter than a freshly baked Pizza!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough