Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."