He was kneading a poo.
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because he was kneaded.
Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)
Because they knead dough to make a living.
They knead the dough.
I knead you!"
He kneaded a poo
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk
Because they knead dough.
Because he kneaded them.
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Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.
He didn't knead any more dough.
Because he kneaded a poo.
He desperately kneaded the dough!
You, knead me.
Because he kneads the dough.
He kneaded the dough!
They knead dough
Because they knead the dough.
Because they knead the dough
Why don't you knead me
Because we all knead it.
You are no longer kneaded."
A: He kneaded the dough.
You're my life's devotion. I knead you!
I don't knead you anymore.
He kneaded the dough
Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"
When it's unnecessary
That's just what I kneaded!
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."
Connect the Dots.
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
Canceled Czechs
I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.
A racist term of some sort.
Jack of all Spades
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
A box hedge fund!
he lost interest
We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
cake.