Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.