Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.