What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!