What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.