What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

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What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"