What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.