Why did the belt go to prison?

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.