What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a couch?

One can actually support a family.

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

To get a Pabst smear.