Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

Chair Ity Jokes More Chair Ity Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!