Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Chair Ity Jokes More Chair Ity Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!