What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

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Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...