What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!