What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

Why does the homeless man only drink coffee?

He had no proper tea..