What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song?

Oh comb all ye faithful'

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.