What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds?

There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.