Nobody will look for them.
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
A rottweiller.
Purranks.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
Under the soap.
You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
About three pounds, including the urn.
British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.
Hive and seek
