Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016