Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu