What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!"

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What do you call a mexican with two dads?

No mames!

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

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What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.